Mrs. Santi’s Prism Mask

“These may be kaput,” Mrs. Santi said, patting her thighs, “but thanks to you, I’ve got these.”  She made fists with her hands and raised her arms in the traditional flexing-biceps pose.

She immediately dropped her hands to the wheels of her chair and pulled forward, propelling herself toward Jim.

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The Mind-Mover

Jovialis (jovanidine beta-fumarate, 10mg, 20mg, and 50 mg tablets)

“Stop teeking and start living!”

Manufacturer: Biopharmix International

Indications: For the prevention of telekinesis (TK) and symptoms of TK. Use only as directed by a physician or other medical professional. Do not miss doses or medication may not have expected effect. If symptoms persist or return, please contact your doctor immediately.

Contraindications: Do not use in combination with neuronal enhancement drugs or select apoptosis inhibitors. Do not use if pregnant or breast-feeding. Not intended for individuals under the age of 12.

Side effects may include depression, dementia, nausea, muscle weakness, memory loss, or temporary loss of sight in one or both eyes.

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