Attack of the Pantaloons from the Moon
Dim lights appeared on the darkened stage, then a crackle and buzz of static, and a voice, asking a question.
“What do you mean by pants?”
(Soft chuckles from the audience, but mostly they were quiet.)
“They’ve only been seen at night,” another voice answered. “And for some reason, all the video captures of them are blurry or distorted. There’s no way to tell what they’re doing other than walking around.”
“Pants?”
“Yes, pants. There have been more and more sightings in the recent weeks and days. The director is already calling it a quiet invasion.”
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